Slenderman

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Slenderman c'est l'ancêtre de « où est charlie ». Sa première apparition sur internet remonte du temps des dinosaures (en 1945), son créateur se nommait Jésus (encore vivant à ce jour)

Son apparence :

C'est un gothique fan de men in black (pour preuve, matez-moi ses vêtements). Il doit son corps squelettique à de nombreuses crises d'anorexie et à wii fit et sa taille au fait qu'il pratique régulièrement du basket interplanétaire. Savez-vous l'origine de son visage blanc ? A l'époque de Jésus, la chirurgie esthétique de blanchissement de la peau se faisait encore à base de farine et vous devinez la suite

Son rôle dans la littérature :

C'est à la base, il est l'origine du livre : « où est Charlie ». Mais son entreprise a coulé, car sur les photos (mal retouchées), il était trop facile à trouver si bien qu'il ne fallait plus se casser le cul à regarder les réponses à la fin du livre. Et Slenderman sombra dans l'oubli.

Extrait pourri d'un de ses livres pourris :

Chercher Slenderman ? Pfffff, c'est facile
Alors abrutit, t'as trouvé ou pas ? ?
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Chercher Slenderman ? Pfffff, c'est facile
Alors fils de pute, t'as trouvé ou pas ? ?
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Chercher Slenderman ? Pfffff, c'est facile
Alors enculé, t'as trouvé ou pas ? ?
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Chercher Slenderman ? Pfffff, c'est facile
Alors trou du cul, t'as trouvé ou pas ? ?
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Chercher Slenderman ? Pfffff, c'est facile
Alors mon cochon, t'as trouvé ou pas ? ?
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Chercher Slenderman ? Pfffff, c'est facile
Alors anus rougeoyant, t'as trouvé ou pas ? ?
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Chercher Slenderman ? Pfffff, c'est facile
Alors salope, t'as trouvé ou pas ? ?
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Chercher Slenderman ? Pfffff, c'est facile
Alors ma chienne, t'as trouvé ou pas ? ?
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Chercher Slenderman ? Pfffff, c'est facile
Alors Morsay, t'as trouvé ou pas ? ?
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Chercher Slenderman ? Pfffff, c'est facile
Alors bouffon t'as trouvé ou pas ? ?
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Chercher Slenderman ? Pfffff, c'est facile
Alors craneur, t'as trouvé ou pas ? ?
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Chercher Slenderman ? Pfffff, c'est facile
Alors petit sodomisé, t'as trouvé ou pas ? ?
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Chercher Slenderman ? Pfffff, c'est facile
Alors tête de gland, t'as trouvé ou pas ? ?
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Chercher Slenderman ? Pfffff, c'est facile
Alors suce queue, t'as trouvé ou pas ? ?
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Chercher Slenderman ? Pfffff, c'est facile
Alors buveur de pisse, t'as trouvé ou pas ? ?
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Chercher Slenderman ? Pfffff, c'est facile
Alors bâtard, t'as trouvé ou pas ? ?
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Chercher Slenderman ? Pfffff, c'est facile
Alors sac à merde, t'as trouvé ou pas ? ?
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Chercher Slenderman ? Pfffff, c'est facile
Alors garage à bites, t'as trouvé ou pas ? ?
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Chercher Slenderman ? Pfffff, c'est facile
Alors pouffiasse, t'as trouvé ou pas ? ?
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Chercher Slenderman ? Pfffff, c'est facile
Alors Pedobear, t'as trouvé ou pas ? ?
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Chercher Slenderman ? Pfffff, c'est facile
Alors diarrhée olfactive , t'as trouvé ou pas ? ?
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Chercher Slenderman ? Pfffff, c'est facile
Alors truie alcoolique, t'as trouvé ou pas ? ?
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Chercher Slenderman ? Pfffff, c'est facile
Alors salopard, t'as trouvé ou pas ? ?
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Chercher Slenderman ? Pfffff, c'est facile
Alors biloute, t'as trouvé ou pas ? ?
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Sa vie actuelle :

Ne gagnant plus assez de fric pour s'acheter des petits pains au chocolat, il fut voué à la prostitution et aux tournages de film hentai (avec les tentacules qu'il a sur le dos, il était difficile de trouver mieux). Il a avoué lors de l'interview de 1789 qu'il testait régulièrement ses tentacules sur lui-même. (j'ai les preuves en photos, mais je vais éviter de les montrer XD)


Sa compagne actuelle :

Ce n'est d'autre que....Scarlette ( dans Silent Hill )

...Comme ils ne sont pas mignons tout les deux ??? Moi, perso, je kiffe ce "baiser"!!!!
Que pensez-vous de ce putain de couple ?
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Et alors ? :D

Quels sont vos réaction sur la merde que j'ai écrite ?
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Ps : Si j’obtiens 1000 likes, je met vraiment les photos :)


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